🩸 Red Alert – Approach at Your Own Risk Tee

Sound the sirens and clear the way — it’s that time again! This hilarious “Red Alert – Approach at Your Own Risk” tee turns the monthly mood into a battle warning. Featuring a fierce cartoon uterus waving a danger sign and the tagline “Official Monthly Warning – Wise Ass Prints,” this shirt is the perfect mix of sass, truth, and comic relief.

Made for women who own their cycle with humor and attitude, it’s soft, bold, and unapologetically real.

Perfect for:

💢 PMS days

🍫 Chocolate-fueled survival missions

🚫 Anyone brave enough to comment “You okay?”

Details:

100% soft cotton

Bold red and white graphic print

Available in women’s and unisex cuts

Designed by Wise Ass Prints

Product features
– Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
– Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline for an easy, timeless silhouette
– Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
– Twill shoulder tape and ribbed collar to maintain shape and prevent stretching
– Dual DTF/DTG printing for crisp sleeve and neck details plus vibrant main graphic

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat