Sweatshirt — “Merry Fucking Christmas” Graphic Holiday Crewneck

A soft, roomy crewneck sweatshirt that brings holiday attitude with a wink. The bright, hand-drawn-style graphic reads MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS in bold, candy-colored lettering, framed by playful stars, snowflakes and a tiny tree. Wear it when you want cozy warmth and a little sarcastic cheer — whether you’re wrapping gifts at midnight, trading stories around a messy kitchen table, or sneaking out for a late-night drive to look at lights. The medium-heavy cotton-poly blend drapes comfortably, resists itch, and holds its shape through repeated wear. Subtle details like a tear-away label, reinforced seams, and optional embroidered accents make this a durable piece you’ll reach for every holiday season.

Product features
– Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
– Classic crewneck fit with double-needle stitching at stress points
– Tubular construction (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
– DTG print for the main graphic with DTF inner neck labels and wrist prints; embroidery available
– OEKO-TEX dyed, ethically sourced US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards

Care instructions
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean