Certified Fruitcake Christmas Sweatshirt

The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining This sweatshirt is for the ones who show up to the holidays with vibes, opinions, and possibly a flask. The Certified Fruitcake sweatshirt features a classic dense holiday fruitcake cartoon, loaded with bright candied fruit pieces, a big goofy grin, and stick-limb arms and legs. W.A.P. stamped in the corner for that official Yes, I am exactly like this on purpose energy.

Warm, soft, and made to survive:

Family parties

Office “secret Santa” disasters

Christmas bar crawls

Group photos you did not approve

Throw it on, own it, and let everyone know you’re festively unhinged.