Don’t Be a Dick Zip Hoodie — WAP Logo Wise Ass Humor Zip-Up

This zip-up hoodie speaks with a rough-edged sense of humor and practical comfort. Midweight and reliably warm, it wears like a lived-in staple — roomy pockets for phone and keys, a solid metal zipper that won’t fuss, and an adjustable hood that tucks down when you need to focus. The design pairs a small embroidered emblem over the heart with a bold, tongue-in-cheek graphic across the back: a gritty, hand-drawn emblem and the phrase “DON’T BE A DICK — BE A WISE ASS INSTEAD,” rendered in weathered gold tones. It’s the kind of layer you reach for when you want to make a statement without shouting — casual, a little defiant, and built to last.

Slip it on for late-night garage hangs, road trips, or those chilly mornings when you’re packing gear and coffee. The classic fit lets you move, layer, and live in it. The twin printing techniques (DTG for the main art, DTF for the wrist accents) give the graphics depth and durability while the option for left-chest embroidery adds a refined touch to balance the bold back print.

Product features
– 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8 oz/yd²) — warm, durable, and breathable
– Metal full-length zipper with sturdy puller for easy on/off
– Spacious front pockets for phone, wallet, and small tools
– Adjustable hood with matching drawstring and buttonhole openings
– Option for left-chest embroidery plus durable DTG/DTF-printed graphics

Care instructions
– Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean