Certified Wise Ass Hoodie — Retro Neon Donkey Graphic Sweatshirt

This cozy, mid-weight hoodie brings a bold, tongue-in-cheek vibe to everyday layers. Soft, brushed interior and a structured double-lined hood keep you warm while the kangaroo pouch pocket tucks your hands or small essentials away. Vivid DTF/DTG prints on the chest, sleeves, and back deliver high-contrast, long-lasting color — from the playful smoking donkey emblem on the front to the loud “Certified Wise Ass” crest on the back. Wear it to signal a sly sense of humor and a confident, streetwise style that stands out without trying too hard.

Product features
– 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) — cozy, durable, and smooth for printing
– Tubular knit, no side seams for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
– Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
– DTF and DTG prints for vibrant, long-lasting designs; embroidery available on chest or wrists
– Classic fit with tear-away label, OEKO-TEX certified dyes, and compliance with safety standards

Care instructions
– Tumble dry: medium
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed