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“Not Today, Dickhead.” Sassy Dani Pink Coffee Mug | Wise Ass Prints
For those mornings when your patience is on backorder. This pink ceramic mug features Dani the Donk serving pure attitude with a side of caffeine — messy bun, shades on, coffee in hand, and the legendary phrase: “NOT TODAY, DICKHEAD.” Perfect for: Work desk warnings ☕ Morning mood statements 😒 […]
Description
For those mornings when your patience is on backorder.
This pink ceramic mug features Dani the Donk serving pure attitude with a side of caffeine — messy bun, shades on, coffee in hand, and the legendary phrase:
“NOT TODAY, DICKHEAD.”
Perfect for:
Work desk warnings ☕
Morning mood statements 😒
Letting people know you are not the one today 😌
Details:
Glossy pink ceramic for the perfect aesthetic flex
High-resolution, full-color print
Dishwasher + microwave safe
Holds 11oz of “back up off me” energy
Small WAP logo for authenticity (and attitude)
Great gift for: • Coworkers
• Best friends
• Yourself — because self-care is telling people NO
Sip loud. Stay unbothered. 😎☕💅
Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Additional information
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