“Not Today, Dickhead.” Sassy Dani Pink Coffee Mug | Wise Ass Prints

For those mornings when your patience is on backorder.

This pink ceramic mug features Dani the Donk serving pure attitude with a side of caffeine — messy bun, shades on, coffee in hand, and the legendary phrase:

 

“NOT TODAY, DICKHEAD.”

 

Perfect for:

 

Work desk warnings ☕

 

Morning mood statements 😒

 

Letting people know you are not the one today 😌

 

 

Details:

 

Glossy pink ceramic for the perfect aesthetic flex

 

High-resolution, full-color print

 

Dishwasher + microwave safe

 

Holds 11oz of “back up off me” energy

 

Small WAP logo for authenticity (and attitude)

 

 

Great gift for: • Coworkers

• Best friends

• Yourself — because self-care is telling people NO

Sip loud. Stay unbothered. 😎☕💅

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap