Doormat – “Welcome, Asshole.” Security Donkey Funny Welcome Mat

Bring a sharp, cheeky welcome to your doorstep with this rugged coconut coir doormat. Tightly tufted Grade-A coir fibers capture dirt and debris while a sturdy black vinyl backing keeps the mat planted even on wet porches. The bold, irreverent design and earthy tones add personality and a laugh for guests who appreciate blunt humor. Built for outdoor thresholds, it withstands foot traffic and weather while assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.

Product features
– Grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for effective scraping and durability
– Black vinyl anti-slip backing to keep the mat securely in place
– One standard size: 24″ × 16″ (61cm × 40.6cm)
– Made primarily for outdoor use — resists dirt and light weather exposure
– Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care instructions
– Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.