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Black Coffee Mug — “Not Now. Fuck Off Till Coffee Kicks In” Rainbow Drip
This glossy black ceramic mug carries bold, neon-bright lettering that speaks a little truth before your first sip. Warm colors drip and glow against the sleek black surface, announcing, with humor and attitude, that caffeine is non-negotiable until it kicks in. It feels like a private morning ritual made visible — the safe space on […]
Description
This glossy black ceramic mug carries bold, neon-bright lettering that speaks a little truth before your first sip. Warm colors drip and glow against the sleek black surface, announcing, with humor and attitude, that caffeine is non-negotiable until it kicks in. It feels like a private morning ritual made visible — the safe space on your desk where you can be blunt, playful, and entirely yourself. Lightweight to lift, smooth to sip from, and striking on display, it slips into routines: early work calls, slow weekend mornings, late-night creative bursts, or as the ritual starter on hectic weekdays.
Product features
– Glossy black 100% ceramic body with vivid, high-definition print
– Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes with C-shaped easy-grip handle
– Microwave-safe for quick reheats and dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
– Lead-, cadmium- and BPA-compliant (meets safety requirements)
– Adult-use product; blank sourced from China with durable colorfast printing
Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
Additional information
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