Black Coffee Mug — “Not Now. Fuck Off Till Coffee Kicks In” Rainbow Drip

$19.95

SKU: N/A Category: Tags: , ,

This glossy black ceramic mug carries bold, neon-bright lettering that speaks a little truth before your first sip. Warm colors drip and glow against the sleek black surface, announcing, with humor and attitude, that caffeine is non-negotiable until it kicks in. It feels like a private morning ritual made visible — the safe space on your desk where you can be blunt, playful, and entirely yourself. Lightweight to lift, smooth to sip from, and striking on display, it slips into routines: early work calls, slow weekend mornings, late-night creative bursts, or as the ritual starter on hectic weekdays.

Product features
– Glossy black 100% ceramic body with vivid, high-definition print
– Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes with C-shaped easy-grip handle
– Microwave-safe for quick reheats and dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning
– Lead-, cadmium- and BPA-compliant (meets safety requirements)
– Adult-use product; blank sourced from China with durable colorfast printing

Care instructions
– Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap


Discover more from Wise Ass Prints

Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.

Weight N/A