Not Today Satan T‑Shirt — Bold Retro Graphic Tee

This relaxed, classic-fit tee carries a bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude. A square front print reads “NOT TODAY, SATAN” in fiery red-orange lettering against a dark background — punchy and unapologetic. The medium-weight cotton feels sturdy yet breathable, with a ribbed crew neck that holds its shape and a tear-away label for scratch-free wear. Subtle sleeve branding adds a streetwise touch. Wear it when you need a little armor, a laugh, or a sharp statement in your everyday rotation.

Product features
– 100% cotton (solid colors) medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) — durable, breathable feel
– Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
– Ribbed knit collar without seam — retains shape and adds comfort
– Twill shoulder tape and tear-away label — improved stability and scratch-free wear
– DTG + DTF printed details for crisp sleeve, neck, and front artwork

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat