Let's be honest… finding the perfect gift for that friend who laughs at everything inappropriate is both easy and impossible. Easy because literally anything with a dirty joke will crack them up. Impossible because you want to find something that'll make them snort-laugh so hard they'll remember it forever.
That's where we come in. At Wise Ass Prints, we've mastered the art of putting the most wonderfully inappropriate, hilariously dirty, and perfectly offensive jokes on quality shirts that people actually want to wear. Whether you're shopping for your perverted uncle, your sassy best friend, or that couple who makes everyone uncomfortable with their public displays of… humor… we've got you covered.
For the Guys Who Think They're Hilarious (And Honestly… They Kind Of Are)
The Classic Dad Joke Pervert
You know this guy. He's probably someone's dad, definitely someone's embarrassing friend, and absolutely the person who thinks "That's what she said" never gets old. For him, we recommend anything from our collection that combines wholesome activities with… less wholesome implications.
Our "Ask Me About My Wiener" hot dog design is pure gold for BBQ season. It's that perfect level of juvenile humor that makes grown men giggle like teenagers. Pair it with our matching apron for the complete "embarrassing at the neighborhood cookout" look.
The Gym Bro with Questionable Humor
This dude deadlifts more than your car weighs but still finds "69" hilarious. Our fitness-themed dirty joke tees are perfect for the guy who wants to make everyone at Planet Fitness deeply uncomfortable. The "I Like My Workouts Like I Like My Women" shirt comes with multiple punchline options… we'll let you guess what they are.
The Office Rebel
Every workplace has that one guy who pushes the boundaries of "business casual." For him, our subtle (but not too subtle) designs work perfectly. Think shirts that look innocent from a distance but reveal their true nature up close. It's passive-aggressive humor at its finest.
For the Ladies Who Give Zero F*cks About Your Opinion
The Sarcastic Queen
She's the friend who can deliver a devastating comeback while sipping her coffee like she just commented on the weather. For her, we've got shirts that match her energy. Our "I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right" collection speaks to her soul.
But let's get spicier… Our women's line includes gems like "Powered by Spite and Caffeine" and "I'm Not a Hot Mess, I'm a Spicy Disaster." These aren't just shirts; they're public service announcements.
The Confident Flirt
This woman knows she's hot, knows you know she's hot, and isn't afraid to make jokes about it. Our cheeky designs for women walk that perfect line between confident and scandalous. Think double entendres involving food, fitness, or just general life activities that sound way dirtier than they are.
The "Yoga Pants: Because Jeans Are Too Mainstream" design has become a bestseller among women who appreciate both comfort and the power of suggestion.
The Wine Mom with Edge
She's got kids, she's got stress, and she's got a sense of humor that would make a sailor blush. Our mommy-themed dirty joke tees are her secret weapon for school pickup lines and PTA meetings. Nothing says "I'm fun but also slightly unhinged" like wearing a shirt about wine o'clock to your kid's soccer game.
Unisex Options: Because Some Jokes Are Just Universal
Food-Themed Innuendos
Everyone eats, everyone knows these jokes, everyone pretends they're above laughing at them… but everyone does anyway. Our food collection includes classics like "I Like My Coffee Like I Like My…" (we'll let you fill in the blank), and newer additions that play with current food trends.
The "Taco 'Bout a Good Time" design has become legendary among our customers. It's innocent enough for family gatherings but naughty enough to get knowing looks from fellow perverts.
The Puzzle Master Collection
These are the shirts that make people do double-takes. At first glance, they might seem like innocent word games or puzzles. Look closer (or think dirtier), and suddenly the joke hits you like a freight train of inappropriate humor.
Our "Fill in the Blanks" series has people spending way too much time trying to solve what should be obvious dirty jokes. It's interactive clothing for people who peaked in detention.
Couples' Matching Sets: Because Shared Perversion Is True Love
Nothing says "relationship goals" like wearing matching shirts that make everyone around you uncomfortable. Our couples' collections range from sweet-but-dirty to absolutely-should-not-be-worn-in-public.
The Classic His and Hers
"She's My Witch" and "He's My Bitch" – because traditional romance is overrated. These pairs work for any couple confident enough to publicly declare their mutual weirdness.
The Interactive Couple
Shirts that only make sense when standing together. One person's shirt sets up the joke; the other delivers the punchline. It's like being a walking comedy duo, except the comedy is questionable and your audience didn't consent to the show.
Pro Gift-Giving Tips from Professional Wise Asses
Know Your Audience's Workplace Situation
That hilariously inappropriate shirt might not be so hilarious if they work at a church or elementary school. Consider their day-to-day life before going full savage.
Quality Matters
Nobody wants a dirty joke that fades after three washes. Our shirts are made to last because good humor deserves good quality. Plus, if you're going to offend people, at least do it in a shirt that looks decent.
Size Up When in Doubt
Nothing kills a dirty joke faster than a too-tight shirt trying to contain it. When in doubt, go bigger. Oversized comfort is always better than accidental indecency.
Consider the Season
Summer calls for lightweight tees that breathe well during heated conversations about your questionable fashion choices. Winter demands hoodies and sweatshirts that can hide your shame while keeping you warm.
Our seasonal collections include everything from "Sweater Weather and Dirty Jokes" hoodies to "Summer Lovin' and Inappropriate Comments" tanks.
What Our Customers Are Saying…
"Bought the 'Ask About My Wiener' shirt for my husband's 40th birthday. He wore it to our family BBQ and somehow managed to offend three generations simultaneously. 10/10 would buy again." – Sarah M.
"The women's 'Powered by Spite and Caffeine' design perfectly captures my Monday morning energy. Finally found a shirt that represents my brand." – Jessica L.
"Couples matching set was a hit at our friends' engagement party. We got asked to leave, but we looked amazing doing it." – Mike & Amanda T.
Level Up Your Wardrobe (and Your Offense Game)
Ready to become someone's favorite (or least favorite) person? Browse our complete collection of dirty joke shirts, hoodies, and accessories at Wise Ass Prints. We've got hundreds of designs ranging from "mildly suggestive" to "definitely not appropriate for family dinner."
Free shipping on all orders over $50 – because we believe quality dirty humor should come with quality service. Plus, the more inappropriate shirts you buy, the more you save. It's like a reward program for bad behavior.
Whether you're shopping for yourself or that special someone who appreciates humor with a side of scandal, we've got the perfect shirt to express your inner wise ass. After all, life's too short for boring clothes and appropriate jokes.
Shop our complete dirty joke collection now and join the thousands of people who've upgraded their humor game with Wise Ass Prints. Your wardrobe (and your sense of humor) will thank you.
Warning: Wearing our shirts may result in increased attention, questionable conversations, and the sudden realization that you're funnier than you thought. Side effects may include confidence, laughter, and occasional requests to leave family-friendly establishments.
Discover more from Wise Ass Prints
Subscribe to get the latest posts sent to your email.
