Ho ho hold up… did someone say Christmas sale? 🎄

Yep, you heard right. We're doing the thing – the 20% off everything thing because let's be honest, Christmas shopping is expensive enough without paying full price for shirts that perfectly capture your holiday spirit (aka your complete and utter disdain for forced festivity).

Use code WISEASS20 at checkout and save on every single thing in our store. From rude christmas tees that'll make your conservative uncle clutch his pearls to funny holiday shirts for adults who've given up pretending they love everything about the season… we've got your back.

Why Our Funny Christmas Shirts Hit Different

Look, we get it. You love Christmas… sort of. You love the time off work, the excuse to drink wine at 2 PM, and the fact that everyone suddenly becomes okay with wearing pajamas in public. What you don't love? The pressure to be jolly 24/7, pretend you're excited about another pair of socks, and act like you totally planned to buy gifts before December 23rd.

That's where our sarcastic christmas shirts come in clutch.

Our holiday collection isn't about sugar-coating the season – it's about celebrating Christmas with the kind of brutal honesty that makes people either laugh out loud or avoid eye contact. And honestly? Both reactions are pretty entertaining.

The "I'm Only Here for the Cookies" Collection

We've got shirts that say what everyone's thinking but nobody's brave enough to admit. Like our bestselling "Dear Santa, I Can Explain" tee – perfect for anyone whose Amazon purchase history would make Mrs. Claus blush. Or the classic "I'm on the Nice List… Just Kidding, I'm on the Wine List" design that speaks directly to the soul of every adult who's ever had to attend a company Christmas party.

These funny christmas shirts aren't just clothing – they're conversation starters, ice breakers, and occasionally, relationship enders (but hey, sometimes that's a Christmas miracle too).

Rude Christmas Tees That Actually Make Sense

Let's talk about our rude christmas tees for a hot second. We're not talking offensive for the sake of being offensive – we're talking about shirts that perfectly capture the internal monologue of anyone who's ever had to smile through another rendition of "Jingle Bell Rock" at the mall.

Our "Bah Humbug and Stuff" collection hits that sweet spot between festive and fed up. There's something liberating about wearing a shirt that admits Christmas stress is real, that not everyone loves caroling, and that sometimes the most wonderful time of the year feels like the most overwhelming.

Perfect for the Anti-Christmas Christmas Person

You know that person in your life who celebrates Christmas but complains about it the entire time? The one who loves their family but needs a drink after every family gathering? The one who decorates their house but grumbles about untangling lights for three hours?

Yeah, these shirts are made for them. And let's be real… these shirts are probably made for you too.

Holiday Humor That Goes Beyond Basic

Our holiday humor collection isn't your typical "ugly christmas funny tees" situation. Sure, we've got some delightfully tacky options that'll win you any ugly sweater contest, but we've also got subtle, clever designs that work for anyone who appreciates wit over whimsy.

Think shirts that reference holiday classics with a twist, designs that poke fun at holiday traditions without being mean-spirited, and graphics that celebrate the season while acknowledging that adulting during the holidays is… a lot.

The Gift That Keeps on Giving (Side-Eye)

Looking for gifts for people with attitude? People who appreciate humor that's a little left of center? People who'd rather receive a funny shirt than another scented candle?

Our funny holiday shirts for adults collection has you covered. These aren't gifts you grab last minute at the grocery store – these are thoughtful presents for people who appreciate personality over politeness.

Beyond Just Shirts (But Let's Be Honest, Mostly Shirts)

While we're obviously shirt people first and foremost, this Christmas sale covers everything in our store. Funny mugs for those morning-after-Christmas hangovers, hoodies for maximum comfort while opening presents, and accessories that let you carry your attitude with style.

Our coffee mugs hit especially hard during the holiday season. There's something beautiful about sipping your morning coffee from a mug that says "I Survived Another Family Christmas" while planning your New Year's resolutions (which definitely include buying fewer Christmas presents next year).

The Stocking Stuffer Situation

Need stocking stuffers that don't suck? Our smaller accessories and gift items make perfect additions to any Christmas stocking – especially for anyone who's tired of finding the same old candy canes and cheap socks every year.

Limited Time Only (Because Everything Holiday-Related Has a Deadline)

Here's the thing about our WISEASS20 coupon code – it's not sticking around forever. This 20% off deal is our gift to everyone who's been putting off holiday shopping, everyone who wants to treat themselves during the season of giving, and everyone who realizes that buying funny shirts is actually a form of self-care.

The sale runs through the holiday season, but let's be real about shipping deadlines. If you're buying Christmas gifts, don't wait until December 24th and then get mad when Amazon Prime can't perform miracles. We're good, but we're not that good.

Shopping Made Simple (Finally)

Here's how easy this is:

1. Browse our Christmas collection (or literally anything else in the store)
2. Add items to cart like the responsible adult you occasionally are
3. Use code WISEASS20 at checkout
4. Save 20% on everything
5. Feel smug about getting good deals while everyone else pays full price

The Perfect Gift for People Who "Get It"

You know what's better than finding the perfect gift? Finding the perfect gift that's also 20% off. Our wise ass prints collection speaks to people who appreciate humor, authenticity, and comfort – the holy trinity of great clothing.

Whether you're shopping for your sarcastic sister, your brutally honest best friend, or that coworker who always says what everyone else is thinking, we've got options that'll make them laugh, nod in agreement, and probably wear the shirt way more than they should.

For the People in Your Life Who Keep It Real

These shirts are for the people who make holidays bearable. The ones who provide commentary during boring family movies, who sneak extra wine into their coffee, and who somehow manage to find humor in even the most stressful holiday moments.

They're the people who make Christmas better just by being themselves – no forced cheerfulness, no fake enthusiasm, just genuine personality and a healthy sense of humor about the whole thing.

Ready to Save Some Money and Make Some Statements?

This Christmas sale isn't just about saving money (though 20% off is pretty sweet). It's about celebrating the holidays with a little more honesty, a little more humor, and a lot more comfort.

So whether you're treating yourself to some new holiday attitude wear or shopping for the people in your life who appreciate wit over whimsy, use code WISEASS20 and save on everything that makes the season a little more bearable… and a lot more fun.

Because life's too short for boring clothes and fake holiday cheer. Sometimes the best gift you can give (yourself included) is permission to be real, be funny, and be comfortable while doing it.

Shop now, save 20% with code WISEASS20, and make this holiday season a little more honest and a lot more entertaining.

Sale valid through the holiday season. Don't wait – good humor and great deals both have expiration dates.